STEP ONE:
I.D the type of jump-off you're after and have an affair to rememeber (quickly forget)
The YOUNGER CHICK, a.k.a "Swallow the Leader"
PRO: No matter what you do, it's cooler than what guys her age are doing.
CON: She's more tech savvy than you, and thus capable of untold mayem; 19 is closer to 7:30 than you'd like to admit.
The WORKPLACE JUMP-OFF, a.k.a "Staff Meating"
PRO: Gives Hump Day a whole new meaning; thanks to advances in science, it's finally safe to shit where you eat.
CON: It's practically like living with the chick.
SEX WITH THE EX, a.k.a "Comfort Food"
PRO: She already knows how to press your buttons.
CON: She's more likely than any of them to think it's actually going someplace.
RANDOM HOOKUPS, a.k.a "In-N-Out"
PRO: Fast, cheap and easy. Plus you can get it "animal style."
CON: Too much mystery could mean E.Coli for your jmmy
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